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Post by chargerfreak on Mar 8, 2019 8:23:16 GMT -7
Bagged Milk is Approved by the BHC. Now what the hell is it ? Cold, hot, is it powdered ? Please don't tell me its powdered. Same as your plastic gallon jugs. Just cold milk that comes in a bag instead. Sounds like work. If you use some, what the hell do you do with the rest ? You have to pour it into another container. Can't have an open bag of milk in the fridge ??
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Post by woodeye on Mar 8, 2019 8:25:35 GMT -7
How far is this from the intersection of vodka and tonic ?
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Post by LIGHTS OUT on Mar 8, 2019 8:25:36 GMT -7
Same as your plastic gallon jugs. Just cold milk that comes in a bag instead. Can't have an open bag of milk in the fridge ?? Yes you can. Millions of us do this daily.
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Post by chopper31 on Mar 8, 2019 9:37:40 GMT -7
7. Last and most important of all, CROWN ROYAL FTW !!! As a long time CR drinker i have moved exclusively to Crown Royal Black. It is stronger and sweeter (kind of like bourbon) and in my opinion is much better than the original. May not be for everyone but if you haven't tried it, give it a try. Oh, I’ve tried it....a lot. I agree with what you say, and that extra 5% of alcohol has a much bigger effect than I would have imagined too. I probably drink the original 3x’s more than anything else, due to that great 3 liters for $59 Canadian deal they have at the Duty Free shop, but Black is definitely a superior line. I currently have 10 different varieties of Crown Royal in my home bar, and LOTS of velvet bags (not just purple but all different colors). |
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Post by chargerfreak on Mar 8, 2019 9:41:18 GMT -7
As a long time CR drinker i have moved exclusively to Crown Royal Black. It is stronger and sweeter (kind of like bourbon) and in my opinion is much better than the original. May not be for everyone but if you haven't tried it, give it a try. Oh, I’ve tried it....a lot. I agree with what you say, and that extra 5% of alcohol has a much bigger effect than I would have imagined too. I probably drink the original 3x’s more than anything else, due to that great 3 liters for $59 Canadian deal they have at the Duty Free shop, but Black is definitely a superior line. I currently have 10 different varieties of Crown Royal in my home bar, and LOTS of velvet bags (not just purple but all different colors). APPROVED ! Closet BHC Members are people too !!!!
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Post by moekid on Mar 8, 2019 9:50:40 GMT -7
Oh, I’ve tried it....a lot. I agree with what you say, and that extra 5% of alcohol has a much bigger effect than I would have imagined too. I probably drink the original 3x’s more than anything else, due to that great 3 liters for $59 Canadian deal they have at the Duty Free shop, but Black is definitely a superior line. I currently have 10 different varieties of Crown Royal in my home bar, and LOTS of velvet bags (not just purple but all different colors). APPROVED ! Closet BHC Members are people too !!!! I knew it all along |
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Post by woodeye on Mar 8, 2019 9:51:32 GMT -7
A bag over the head made out of velvet ?  |
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Post by ltocbolts on Mar 8, 2019 11:11:56 GMT -7
How could any of you Americans possibly be able to answer that question??? You barely know anything about Canada as it is. Toronto? Fuggetaboutit. You never thought to ask the one regular member of this board who ACTUALLY LIVES IN TORONTO??? You Americans are hilarious.....  I know everything there is to know about Canada. Let me sum it up for you. 1. Tim Horton's. There are at least two at every intersection. 2. Wunderbars. Because importing Reese's is hard. 3. There are polar bears there. A lot of them. 4. Summer temps can reach above zero. 5. Justin Trudeau is Freak's doppelganger. 6. April Wine likes to rock. 7. There are trees that bleed pancake syrup. 8. They play a game called hockey, where men hit each other with sticks. 9. No one outside Canada knows what a hockey is. 10. No one there speaks, reads or writes English. They also have some strange, alien form of "bowling". Instead of rolling a nice heavy ball and watching it obliterate up to 10 heavy duty pins, they chuck a pebble at 100 sticks that barely can remain upright on their own.
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Post by chopper31 on Mar 8, 2019 12:37:23 GMT -7
A bag over the head made out of velvet ? The good news is i have enough of those bags to supply an Army. The bad news is, they’ll be stayed right where they are...in my closet. Th BHC can’t afford me... |
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Post by chargerfreak on Mar 8, 2019 12:43:29 GMT -7
A bag over the head made out of velvet ? The good news is i have enough of those bags to supply an Army. The bad news is, they’ll be stayed right where they are...in my closet. The BHC can’t afford me... Please state your terms, sir. The BHC has many attorneys. We would love to have you and can open up negotiations immediately.
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Post by woodeye on Mar 8, 2019 12:47:59 GMT -7
The good news is i have enough of those bags to supply an Army. The bad news is, they’ll be stayed right where they are...in my closet. The BHC can’t afford me... Please state your terms, sir. The BHC has many attorneys. We would love to have you and can open up negotiations immediately. Freak has a weakness for velvet.
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Post by chopper31 on Mar 8, 2019 13:45:10 GMT -7
The good news is i have enough of those bags to supply an Army. The bad news is, they’ll be stayed right where they are...in my closet. The BHC can’t afford me... Please state your terms, sir. The BHC has many attorneys. We would love to have you and can open up negotiations immediately. OK, here are my demands all of which must be met, if a deal is to be made: 1). I will immediately assume the position of BHC Emperor 2). The official BHC number will be changed to 31. It’s time to admit that 51 was incorrect, and simply change half of the number. 3). I will re-write the BHC Mission Statement. 4). You will recruit an exactly 31 total members to make up the new and improved BHC. It will be a roster, and like any team, roster spots can change. Failure to recruit 31 members by the first game of the season, will result in yourself having to become Frozendisc’s personal assistant for a period of 31 weeks. I will check back at 5:00 pm EST, to see if ALL of these terms are accepted or not. If they are not ALL accepted by that time, the offer is off the table, and there will be no further opportunities until the offseason of 2020. You have roughly 75 minutes to figure this out. I will not be back prior to 5pm, everything you need to know is written above. Good luck |
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Post by moekid on Mar 8, 2019 13:53:36 GMT -7
It took me less than 51 seconds to reject
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Post by chargerfreak on Mar 8, 2019 13:58:04 GMT -7
It took me less than 51 seconds to reject took me less than 31.
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Post by chopper31 on Mar 8, 2019 15:56:05 GMT -7
Well you guys passed the test.
Had you been foolish enough to accept those terms, I would have had no choice but to have you tarred and feathered, not to mention cut from the 31 bag roster.
Looks like we have another year of being on the opposite sides of the fence to look forward to !
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