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Post by wahoo21 on Feb 25, 2020 0:29:11 GMT -7
Dean Spanos is the worst owner in the NFL and that's saying something when you have Haslam and Snyder....Telesco is a flat out liar and the only reason ANY free agent would sign with the Chargers is because ;
A) It's a great place to get a last paycheck as you head off into retirement
B) They throw a crazy stupid truckload of money at you when no other team with a clue would even consider half the amount.
C) The expectations are so low that playing at just above a low level makes you look good and you fit right in.
D) Under achievement is all that is required because it matches the head coach perfectly.
Gordon, Eckler, Bosa and James will all be looking to hit the road as soon as they can because of the following....
1) Spanos has no money that he is willing to spend.
2) Not a chance they win a Super Bowl with this management structure.
3) Spanos has already proved time and time again their is zero loyalty to players, coaches and cities.
4) Taxes in California suck and LA traffic is worst than the taxes.....
5) Oh yeah....you get to be a tenant in a stadium that isn't even yours and get to play 16 away games because nobody wants you in LA except maybe the
homeless.
Other than that....happy birthday to freak and his creamy dreams about his boy toy twink in KC
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 2:05:41 GMT -7
On this day 51 years ago a Freak was born. It has never been the same. You have been warned. Something we can all agree on. Happy birthday, Freak! lightsout is my friend. In time, it could become more.
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 2:10:59 GMT -7
uh huh. Can you imagine stumbling into the Palace with "Happy it used to be your Birthday Emperor." That would earn you "Happy your fingers used to be attached to your hand day." You are not to blame though. chopper should have this date living in infamy !! Broadcasting it at least for 2 months ahead of time.
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 2:14:12 GMT -7
Dean Spanos is the worst owner in the NFL and that's saying something when you have Haslam and Snyder....Telesco is a flat out liar and the only reason ANY free agent would sign with the Chargers is because ; A) It's a great place to get a last paycheck as you head off into retirement B) They throw a crazy stupid truckload of money at you when no other team with a clue would even consider half the amount. C) The expectations are so low that playing at just above a low level makes you look good and you fit right in. D) Under achievement is all that is required because it matches the head coach perfectly. Gordon, Eckler, Bosa and James will all be looking to hit the road as soon as they can because of the following.... 1) Spanos has no money that he is willing to spend. 2) Not a chance they win a Super Bowl with this management structure. 3) Spanos has already proved time and time again their is zero loyalty to players, coaches and cities. 4) Taxes in California suck and LA traffic is worst than the taxes..... 5) Oh yeah....you get to be a tenant in a stadium that isn't even yours and get to play 16 away games because nobody wants you in LA except maybe the homeless. Other than that.... happy birthday to freak and his creamy dreams about his boy toy twink in KCMerely pointing out that he lives in our division and we HAVE to have an answer for that. You don't have to have HIM. If he is an A+, you better have at least a B+ to stay in the fight.
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 2:17:23 GMT -7
Dean Spanos is the worst owner in the NFL and that's saying something when you have Haslam and Snyder....Telesco is a flat out liar and the only reason ANY free agent would sign with the Chargers is because ; A) It's a great place to get a last paycheck as you head off into retirement B) They throw a crazy stupid truckload of money at you when no other team with a clue would even consider half the amount. C) The expectations are so low that playing at just above a low level makes you look good and you fit right in.
D) Under achievement is all that is required because it matches the head coach perfectly.
Gordon, Eckler, Bosa and James will all be looking to hit the road as soon as they can because of the following.... 1) Spanos has no money that he is willing to spend. 2) Not a chance they win a Super Bowl with this management structure. 3) Spanos has already proved time and time again their is zero loyalty to players, coaches and cities. 4) Taxes in California suck and LA traffic is worst than the taxes.....5) Oh yeah....you get to be a tenant in a stadium that isn't even yours and get to play 16 away games because nobody wants you in LA except maybe the
homeless. Other than that....happy birthday to freak and his creamy dreams about his boy toy twink in KC Winner for Chargers Smack of the Day. Sure we are all mad. But when you are invoking the homeless. Its gonna win the smack.
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 2:22:08 GMT -7
Things are so hot leading into this years Free Agency Period, I wouldn't say "no way" to any QB news you hear for the Chargers. To their credit, (Telesco is secretly crapping himself.) they ARE shaking the leaves out of the trees in their search for a QB. You are around a Front Office. Picture this for me: Tom Telesco just told our 16 year Franchise QB "We wish you the best of luck. Goodbye." and hung the phone up in his ear. Ownership wants Choirboys. You just fired the father of 9, Pro Bowler, HOF candidate, and lead choir singer of the hit song "Aw Shucks". You don't think that raised some eyebrows ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Its my Birthday, so lets keep it rolling. Its hotter than hell on a Holiday for Tom Telesco right now. Literally, his legacy is on the line right now. You fired Philip Freaking Rivers, and there are actually people on the forum telling me Tom Telesco's career-on-the-line is then going to turn to Tyrod Taylor as the solution to that ?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, its better than any funny joke post I have ever made up in my life, and ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE !!!!!!!! THEN, they are conducting college scouting techniques on Draft QB's, WHILE they are contacting everyone from Tom Brady to Los Angeles High School quarterbacks, and people are STILL saying Tyrod is the answer ?!?!??! LETS GET FREAKING REAL HERE FOLKS. You don't have to believe me on day one when I forecasted all of this. BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST BELIEVE ME WHEN THEY ARE PULLING UP INTO THE DRIVEWAY OF TEDDY FREAKIN' BRIDGEWATER'S HOUSE ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! One closing item for you. No one believes Tyrod Taylor is winning a super bowl. You want the worst of that ? THE FREAKING PLAYERS KNOW HE'S NOT IT ! You cannot have that, and expect winning success. This post makes me not want to cheer for the Chargers. Go Rivers. I'll tell you what. Our boy ends up in Indy, and its going to get real interesting, real fast in Indy. I can literally tell you if they draft a WR in the first round, they would be trouble trouble. Big league offensive line and young, Marlon Mack is the running back, TY Hilton at WR.
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 2:28:36 GMT -7
You'd be surprised to see what a good OL could do for a coaching staff... Overachieves for the team. Like a couple of years ago. Can Lynn get that back ? If so, how ?
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Post by headtrip on Feb 25, 2020 3:42:50 GMT -7
This is a creamy thread. Me likey.
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Post by afboltfan on Feb 25, 2020 7:58:41 GMT -7
Dean Spanos is the worst owner in the NFL and that's saying something when you have Haslam and Snyder....Telesco is a flat out liar and the only reason ANY free agent would sign with the Chargers is because ; A) It's a great place to get a last paycheck as you head off into retirement B) They throw a crazy stupid truckload of money at you when no other team with a clue would even consider half the amount. C) The expectations are so low that playing at just above a low level makes you look good and you fit right in. D) Under achievement is all that is required because it matches the head coach perfectly. Gordon, Eckler, Bosa and James will all be looking to hit the road as soon as they can because of the following.... 1) Spanos has no money that he is willing to spend. 2) Not a chance they win a Super Bowl with this management structure. 3) Spanos has already proved time and time again their is zero loyalty to players, coaches and cities. 4) Taxes in California suck and LA traffic is worst than the taxes..... 5) Oh yeah....you get to be a tenant in a stadium that isn't even yours and get to play 16 away games because nobody wants you in LA except maybe the homeless. Other than that....happy birthday to freak and his creamy dreams about his boy toy twink in KC This is prob the greatest smack I've read in a long time... 
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Post by cthommes on Feb 25, 2020 8:02:49 GMT -7
Whoo boy, when you need both a lettered list AND a numbered list to adequately express how much this team sucks, it really shows how much this team sucks.
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 8:08:12 GMT -7
Whoo boy, when you need both a lettered list AND a numbered list to adequately express how much this team sucks, it really shows how much this team sucks. He can add Roman Numerals for the win. I like Rome.
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Post by afboltfan on Feb 25, 2020 8:13:22 GMT -7
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Post by chargerfreak on Feb 25, 2020 8:36:49 GMT -7
Just when you think that could free up Kyle Allen, he's a ERFA.
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Post by headtrip on Feb 25, 2020 8:40:11 GMT -7
Whoo boy, when you need both a lettered list AND a numbered list to adequately express how much this team sucks, it really shows how much this team sucks. He can add Roman Numerals for the win. I like Rome. Finest empire the world has ever seen. Interesting talk host too. I respect the turtle.
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Post by sonorajim on Feb 25, 2020 11:09:39 GMT -7
Bridgewater coming to the Bolts would be a career killer for him, no way he signs with the Bolts.Things are so hot leading into this years Free Agency Period, I wouldn't say "no way" to any QB news you hear for the Chargers. To their credit, (Telesco is secretly crapping himself.) they ARE shaking the leaves out of the trees in their search for a QB. You are around a Front Office. Picture this for me: Tom Telesco just told our 16 year Franchise QB "We wish you the best of luck. Goodbye." and hung the phone up in his ear. Ownership wants Choirboys. You just fired the father of 9, Pro Bowler, HOF candidate, and lead choir singer of the hit song "Aw Shucks". You don't think that raised some eyebrows ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Its my Birthday, so lets keep it rolling. Its hotter than hell on a Holiday for Tom Telesco right now. Literally, his legacy is on the line right now. You fired Philip Freaking Rivers, and there are actually people on the forum telling me Tom Telesco's career-on-the-line is then going to turn to Tyrod Taylor as the solution to that ?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, its better than any funny joke post I have ever made up in my life, and ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE !!!!!!!! THEN, they are conducting college scouting techniques on Draft QB's, WHILE they are contacting everyone from Tom Brady to Los Angeles High School quarterbacks, and people are STILL saying Tyrod is the answer ?!?!??! LETS GET FREAKING REAL HERE FOLKS. You don't have to believe me on day one when I forecasted all of this. BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST BELIEVE ME WHEN THEY ARE PULLING UP INTO THE DRIVEWAY OF TEDDY FREAKIN' BRIDGEWATER'S HOUSE ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! One closing item for you. No one believes Tyrod Taylor is winning a super bowl. You want the worst of that ? THE FREAKING PLAYERS KNOW HE'S NOT IT ! You cannot have that, and expect winning success. Happy Birthday Freak!
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